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Intimacy, Leadership & Liberation Coaching for the woman who's done performing versions of herself she's outgrown.
You didn't find this by accident. Something in you already knew.
The rabbit hole is calling. Your Wild Wonderland is waiting.
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WTF is the Staying Hexed Guide?
Think of it as a cheeky, painfully accurate mirror; one that shows you every hex you've been faithfully casting on yourself without even realizing it.
This satirical spellbook exposes the invisible patterns keeping you trapped in good girl and purity culture conditioning: suppressing your desires, dimming your possibilities, and hiding your innate muchness.
Ten hexes. Ten elixirs. One spark that starts to shift everything.
Unmasking starts here.
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Here's what I know to be true:
You were never too much. You were never not enough. You were just taught to perform yourself into something more palatable — and you got brilliant at it.
But the masks that helped you survive are now suffocating your magic.
Most healing stays at the surface. It manages the symptoms without ever touching the spell. I go deeper — to the root of the hex, and break it. For good.
Not a gentle polish. A full recoding.
Delightful warning: Side effects include waking up to your potent power, being 100% unapologetically you, embodying sovereignty, reclaiming pleasure as sacred, discovering that impossibilities are just invitations, and making your wildest dreams your everyday reality.
The woman you were before the conditioning got its hands on you? She's still in there. Done being quiet. And so ready for you to come find her.
Where the masks come off and the muchness comes out
Ready to go beyond testing the waters? Take the plunge. These coaching programs are for the deep-divers and leaders ready to go all-in on creating a life and/or business on their terms.
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Courses, mini-courses and masterclasses for women that seek to grow with other women. We will co-create soulful incubators that have the power to inspire, transform and awaken you on a deep level.
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Dedicated space to join if you desire to get acquainted more intimately…and to connect with others on a similar path. Join both me, and us.
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Inspiring words, blog posts, podcast features and other resources gathered with your freedom, healing and soul’s purpose in mind.
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A cohort-based group experience for the woman who's ready to do the deep work alongside others descending at the same time.
Break the hexes. Reclaim your magic. Strip off the masks. Claim your Crown of Belonging. Together.
Part structured foundation, part self-directed descent — because your conditioning is specific to you, and your journey through it should be too. This is not a cookie-cutter curriculum. It is a living, breathing adventure built around the women inside it.
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I spent ten years in corporate America helping build the brand stories of companies with voices you love — Goodles. Fishwife. Oatly. I learned the power of a well-selected verb and honed the audacity to get weird.
But my gift? Has always been seeing the weird gifts — we'll call it the spicy — in other people.
(It can't be proved, but apparently I told the doctor, "with cheekbones like that, you should be modeling" when I came out of the birth canal.) Now, I own my own company where I help creatives ditch the bland, people-pleasing versions of their brand and show up with a little spice. Wanna hear the crazy story of how I got here?
I spent years performing the good girl. Shrinking to fit through tiny doors. Changing my size over and over trying to be pure enough, perfect enough, palatable enough, quiet enough.
And I was brilliant at it. Until I wasn't anymore.
The moment I stopped performing and started unmasking — everything changed. Not because I finally figured out the right steps. Because I stopped abandoning myself in the name of being acceptable.
I've never once regretted walking away from who I was told to be. I've only ever regretted not doing it sooner.
Now I guide brilliant women through the same descent. With a guide who knows the terrain. Without spending one more minute being less muchier than they were before the conditioning got its hands on them.
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